
Everything is fine.
That is still the official statement.
This midweight fleece hoodie features the original YourPalBones “Everything Is Fine” Ohio design, pairing a distressed state outline with the small but important disclaimer:
It is NOT fine.
Warm without feeling overly bulky, this pullover is made for coffee runs, chilly game days, late-night errands, porch sitting, and quietly observing whatever Ohio has decided to do next. The modern retail fit keeps it comfortable and flattering, while the double-lined hood, ribbed cuffs, and waistband help hold in warmth.
A built-in phone pocket inside the kangaroo pouch keeps your device close while leaving room for cold hands, snacks, or emergency emotional-support receipts.
Product featuresAn original YourPalBones design for anyone maintaining the official position that everything is fine.
| S | 4XL | 3XL | 2XL | M | XL | L | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length, in | 27.00 | 33.00 | 32.00 | 31.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 29.00 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat), in | 19.50 | 31.50 | 29.50 | 27.50 | 21.50 | 25.50 | 23.50 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 33.75 | 38.25 | 37.50 | 36.75 | 34.75 | 36.00 | 35.25 |
Retail Fit
Designed for a modern and flattering look.
Double-Lined Hood
Provides extra warmth and insulation.
Cell Phone Pocket
Convenient pocket for easy access to your phone.
Ribbed Cuffs and Waistband
2x1 ribbing for a snug fit and durability.
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